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1. #Top 10 worst games of 2016 full
2. #Top 10 worst games of 2016 Ps4
3. #Top 10 worst games of 2016 simulator
4. #Top 10 worst games of 2016 free

I BOUGHT A PS4 FOR THE EXPRESS PURPOSE OF PLAYING THIS FUCKING GAME AND LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING: THAT BASTARDASS PARALLELOGRAM COST ME $300 AND CURRENTLY RESIDES IN MY CLOSET BUT I HAVE NO REGRETS BECAUSE BLOODBORNE WAS THAT GODDAMN GOOD. SLURSDAY! SLURSDAY! SLURSDAY! AT ZODIAC COLOSSEUM! 4.

#Top 10 worst games of 2016 full

ZODIAC COLOSSEUM OFFERS PREMIUM SEATING, A FULL SERVICE BAR, THE FINEST SECURITY HARDWARE THAT MONEY CAN BUY, AND PLENTY OF BROKEDICK MOTHERFUCKERS WILLING TO DIE FOR YOUR FLEETING AMUSEMENT. I'M HERE TO TALK ABOUT WHATEVER DLC PACK IT WAS THAT ALLOWED ME TO BUILD ZODIAC COLOSSEUM, THE PREMIER VENUE FOR POSTAPOCALYPTIC CITIZENS OF MEANS WHO WANNA WATCH INNOCENT PEOPLE FIGHT FOR THEIR USELESS FUCKING LIVES AGAINST DEATHCLAWS, MIRELURKS, AND RADSCORPIONS. HEY I'M SURE FAR HARBOR WAS AWESOME, BUT I AIN'T HERE TO TALK ABOUT THAT SHIT. ALL I KNOW IS THAT FOR A FEW TERRIFYING DAYS CRUSADER KINGS II TOOK AWAY MY WILL TO EAT DRINK AND SHOWER. AND I BARELY EVEN SCRATCHED THE SURFACE OF THIS THING. HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS OF MY BASEST GAME OF THRONES-INSPIRED FANTASIES. THROWING CHILDREN INTO THE DUNGEON *UNDER* THE FUCKING DUNGEON. I WAS ABSOLUTELY ENTHRALLED BY THE PURE DYNASTIC OWNAGE THAT CKII OFFERS. AND MAN FOR AWHILE I JUST DIDN’T GIVE A FUCK. SEE HERE'S WHAT HAPPENED: ONE FINE DAY A STRANGER MATERIALIZED OUT OF NOWHERE TO GIFT THIS THING TO ME LIKE A GODDAMN MONKEY'S PAW, THEN DISAPPEARED IN A PUFF OF SMOKE, AND BEFORE I KNEW IT MY VERY FUCKING LIFE FORCE WAS BEING DRAINED. YOU'LL SIT THERE, HUNCHED OVER YOUR FUCKING LAPTOP PLAYING THIS SHIT AND CURSING YOURSELF FOR HAVING TO TAKE A PISS INSTEAD OF JUST GETTING UP AND TAKING THAT PISS. IT'LL SNATCH YOUR WEEKEND LIKE THE FUCKING POLICE. I'M HERE AS A PUBLIC SERVICE TO TELL YOU TO APPROACH THIS SHIT WITH CAUTION BECAUSE CRUSADER KINGS II IS ALL-CONSUMING. YEAH YEAH THIS GAME'S FOUR YEARS OLD, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK. IN FACT I'M SO UNENTHUSIASTIC ABOUT THIS SHIT I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD THROW SOMETHING ELSE ON HERE INSTEAD. I WAS ONE AND DONE WITH IT AND I DIDN'T EVEN CARE TO TRY THE DLC. WHO KNOWS? BUT WHAT I DO KNOW IS THIS: IT’S THE FIRST DARK SOULS I DIDN’T GO 1000/1000 ON. MAYBE AFTER FOUR GAMES I'M JUST BURNT OUT ON THIS SHIT. DISAGREE AND BE WRONG, I DON’T GIVE A FUCK. *IT'S ACTUALLY CALLED FUNSPOT FAMILY FUN CENTER BUT THERE'S A BAR IN THE PLACE SO FUCK THAT FAMILY SHIT, LEAVE THEM AT HOME. IF THIS WAS SMALL ENOUGH TO STEAL I WOULD'VE WALKED OUT THE FUCKING DOOR WITH IT. IT IS THE GREATEST VIDEO GAME SOUND EFFECT SINCE Q*BERT CALLED YOU A FUCKER FOR GETTING HIM KILLED AND BELIEVE ME I HEARD THAT SHRIEK PLENTY BECAUSE I RAN OVER ENOUGH MOTHERFUCKERS TO FILL A GRADUATING CLASS.

THATS RIGHT EVERY VEHICULAR HOMICIDE YOU COMMIT IS ACCOMPANIED BY THE PIERCING SHRIEK OF YOUR DYING VICTIM. REAL DRIVING ACTION, NONE OF THIS FORZA BULLSHIT BECAUSE ALL YOU DO IN DEATH RACE IS RUN FUCKERS OVER AND LISTEN TO THEM DIE.

#Top 10 worst games of 2016 free

FUCK YEAH, LIVE FREE OR DIE EVERY AMERICAN SHOULD MAKE A PILGRIMAGE TO FUNSPOT* AT LEAST ONCE AND BEAR WITNESS TO THE GRANDEUR OF DEATH RACE. AND I REALLY CAME TO ADMIRE THAT LARCENOUS BAT AND HIS BOUNDLESS DEDICATION TO FUCKING WITH ME. THERE AIN'T MUCH TO IT BUT THE REMIX MODE (ALSO KNOWN AS “3”) HAD ME PLAYING THIS SHIT WAY LONGER THAN ANYBODY LIVING AFTER THE CARTER ADMINISTRATION SHOULD. AND IN ADVENTURE YOU ARE BOX THE NOTORIOUS THIEF AND MURDERER AND YOU HAVE INVADED THE PEACEFUL LAND OF THE DRAGONS LIKE A GODDAMN CONQUISTADOR TO EXTERMINATE THE LAST OF THEIR NOBLE KIND AND PILLAGE THEIR HOMES FOR USELESS TRINKETS.

#Top 10 worst games of 2016 simulator

NOT ONLY DOES THIS COLLECTION INCLUDE THE CLASSIC CAN'T-WIN NUCLEAR APOCALYPSE SIMULATOR MISSILE COMMAND, IT ALSO FEATURES THE GREATEST ATARI 2600 GAME (FAINT FUCKING PRAISE) ADVENTURE. I FEEL LIKE DANCING A JIG LIKE THAT FARMER IN BABE JUST TO CHEER UP RESPAWN. NOTHING I HATE MORE THAN SEEING SOME QUALITY SHIT FUCKED OVER BY THE FICKLE FINGERS OF DIPSHIT PUBLISHERS. I LIKED WHAT I SAW BUT I'M REALLY ONLY PUTTING IT ON HERE BECAUSE AFTER ITS MISERABLE LAUNCH GODDAMN I GOT A LOT OF SYMPATHY FOR THE DEVELOPERS. I GOTTA BE HONEST I DIDN'T EVEN PLAY MUCH OF THIS. FAILING THAT YOU CAN GAWK AT THIS WASTE OF A HUMAN BEING AT TWITTER.COM/ZODIAC_MF. ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER CORDIALLY INVITES YOU TO TALK SOME SHIT IN THE COMMENTS SECTION. HE'S ONLY HERE BECAUSE GIANT BOMB THINKS ITS CUTE TO BRING HIM AROUND ONCE A YEAR. AND IF HE AIN'T DRUNK HE'S TOO FUCKING HUNG OVER TO EVEN HOLD HIS HEAD UP AT A RESPECTABLE ANGLE. HE IS PATENTLY UNQUALIFIED TO CONTRIBUTE TO THIS WEBSITE OR ANY OTHER. ZODIAC MOTHERFUCKER IS A MAN WITHOUT ASPIRATIONS.